Here are this year’s posting rules:1. Limericks must be related to one of the following Whedonverse creations Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Fray, or Firefly/Serenity. (I am excluding X-Men because they are not Whedon's original characters/universe.)2. Crossover, Real People: Crossing the lines between the above-mentioned shows is okay, no other crossovers. Limericks using the cast & crew are okay, also. If you write about real people, please be kind. No derogatory or smutty stuff with real people.3. Smut or Slash: Smut and slash is fine, but please remember that we like Gen limericks, too. 4. Spoiler Warnings: If your limerick includes any spoilers for any episodes, please include a spoiler warning in the subject line. If your limerick is completely spoiler free, feel free to let us know that, too. See submission format.5. Limericks must be limericks (5 lines) and follow an AABBA rhyme scheme. You do not have to follow proper scansion. (For more information on how to write a limerick, please see this article at eHow.com.)
At the End of the Line(age)Wesley was shaken to the core,He'd shot his father just moments before.But instead of grief,All he'd felt was relief.Such proof of his wickedness was hard to ignore.Angel was miserable and sad,With thoughts of how he'd eaten his dad.He'd chomped and he'd munched,Thoroughly enjoying his lunch,He was going to hell; he was so bad.Into the room then wandered Spike,Two forlorn faces turned to him, so alike.Peaches gelled and broody,Percy all moody.It was enough to make a vamp take a hike."I can't believe you're both in such a state?So you killed your fathers, I can relate.Like a good little son,I turned me old mum.But when she wanted to snog, she got staked.""All this misery is now getting boring,Another second of it and I'm gonna be snoring.While I smoke a quick fag,I suggest that you shag.You're both in need of a damn good coring."As the bleached one turned and departed,Angel shrugged and said 'let's get started'.They quickly striped,And whipped out their dicks.Within seconds their bodies could not be parted.Doing what Spike did instruct,Angel's arse, Wesley happily fucked.With every thrust of his hips,His spirits did lift.'Till he found heaven deep in Angel's butt? [*sigh* It's so romantic!]Angel groaned with unadulterated pleasure,Who knew Wesley's cock was such an amazing treasure.Thoughts of his dad left in the past,Watcher seed dripping out of his arse,Angel whisked Wes away to enjoy at his leisure.Returning to the office, Spike was greeted,By evidence his suggestion had been well treated.The smell of sex in the air, Nasty stains on the chair.Yep, another champion's mission successfully completed.